About one whole week ago, i ordered a Russian Spetsnaz qualified dolphin, trained for hunting and killing designated targets. Some *** decided to send me a laser killing orca whale..
LIKE HE EVEN KNOWS ME. After doing my years of studying exotic sea creatures (i.e. - Mermaids, Nessie, Starfish, the occasional bigfoot etc..) you know that an orca whale is just *** $HIT!!! I was reaaaaaally looking forward to having some quality bonding time with my Russian Spetsnaz qualified laser fighting dolphin.
I even already had a name for it, which it wouldve been called Potato.
Now im stuck with this GD DAMNNED ORCA, who $HITS ALL OVER THE DAMMN PLACE!!!! GETTIN REEEEAAAL TIRED OF YO $HIT AMAZON!